who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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