I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it's not cheating when I paid for it
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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