at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Can I color on your dick again?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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