Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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