Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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