Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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