i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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