I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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