i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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