k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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