That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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