the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He better not be in your backpack
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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