butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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