Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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