Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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