I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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