It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
only if we run a train.
done.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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