He uses pillows to masturbate.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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