I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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