I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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