So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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