I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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