Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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