Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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