my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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