Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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