he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
