Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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