those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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