i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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