She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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