the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Enjoy the penises
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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