If that was your dad, he is hot
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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