Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
