what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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