The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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