I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
40s are totally the cure
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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