if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Enjoy the penises
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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