Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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