i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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