Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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