its not stalking. its research.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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