So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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