Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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