oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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