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my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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