I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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