normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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