Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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