dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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