my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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