Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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