I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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