I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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