It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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