He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Two words: nipple clamps
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