I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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